Is this why they're police officers?

You can almost hear the gears grinding inside the head of the person who composed this e-mail message:

"Please be advised that the an arrest has been made today of the individual responsible for the assault that occurred...yesterday. Details of the arrest and will be presented at a press conference to be held at 4:30 today..."

We're tempted to go to the press conference and ask if they've also caught the individual responsible for today's assault--on English.