<!-- Begin meta tags generated by ORblogs --> </meta name="keywords" content="progressive, liberal, politics, government, edit, language, grammar, accuracy, honesty, clarity, world, news, media" /> </> <!-- End meta tags generated by ORblogs -->> Editor at Large: Musical breast implants?

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Musical breast implants?

This is so idiotic it has to be true. Computer chips that store music could soon be built into breast implants. One breast could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's music collection.

BT Laboratories, which came up with the moronic idea, says it could be available within 15 years. The company's analyst, Ian Pearson, said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast, and a wireless signal would be relayed to headphones. The device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

"It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative," Pearson said. "If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

Why don't you do something useful, Mr. Pearson? How about a musical implant for your penis?



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