Iraq had WMDs; Iran has I.E.D.'s

Of course, everyone knows now that Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction, but that didn't keep Bush from declaring war on Saddam. Now Bush wants us to believe that Iran has I.E.D.'s - improvised explosive devices - and that they are providing them to insurgents in Iraq, who are undermining Bush's efforts to bolster his approval ratings.

So I.E.D.'s will become part of Bush's justification for declaring war on Iran.

While he's at it, Bush should also declare war on half the 12-year-old boys in the U.S., because they create all kinds of I.E.D.'s to help them celebrate Independence Day.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/14/politics/14prexy.html