<!-- Begin meta tags generated by ORblogs --> </meta name="keywords" content="progressive, liberal, politics, government, edit, language, grammar, accuracy, honesty, clarity, world, news, media" /> </> <!-- End meta tags generated by ORblogs -->> Editor at Large: Rush Limbaugh detained for illegal possession of...Viagra

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Rush Limbaugh detained for illegal possession of...Viagra

This guy just can't stay out of trouble with drugs. First it was illegal possession of painkillers, and now it's illegal possession of erection enhancers. And we don't even want to THINK about Rush Limbaugh's erection - much less what he does with it.



Blogger Ms. Lori said...

Upon reading this story, I had an uncontrollable urge to take a meat fork and pierce my temporal lobe, thus killing my libido.

I may be an asexual being now, but at least the vomiting spells have stopped.

6:54 AM  
Blogger Editor at Large said...

Ms. Lori,

Millions of our readers throughout the world are grateful to you for discovering a cure for the vomiting. And we've instructed our broker to buy us 1,000 shares of Acme Meat Fork, Inc.

9:31 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home