Rush Limbaugh detained for illegal possession of...Viagra
This guy just can't stay out of trouble with drugs. First it was illegal possession of painkillers, and now it's illegal possession of erection enhancers. And we don't even want to THINK about Rush Limbaugh's erection - much less what he does with it.
Story:
http://channels.netscape.com/news/story.jsp?floc=ns-tos-news-h-06&sc=1404&idq=/ff/story/0001/20060627/0425328292.htm
posted by Editor at Large at 8:50 AM
2 Comments:
Upon reading this story, I had an uncontrollable urge to take a meat fork and pierce my temporal lobe, thus killing my libido.
I may be an asexual being now, but at least the vomiting spells have stopped.
Ms. Lori,
Millions of our readers throughout the world are grateful to you for discovering a cure for the vomiting. And we've instructed our broker to buy us 1,000 shares of Acme Meat Fork, Inc.
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