Joke of the day

"I am truly saddened by the thought that anyone could have the impression that I, or others here, are doing anything other than working urgently to see that the lives of fighting men and women are protected and are cared for in every way humanly possible." —Donald Rumsfeld, in a news conference obviously designed to make him appear more human

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A20681-2004Dec22.html