Joke of the day

Donald Rumsfeld is giving Bush his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff is stunned at this unusual display of emotion. They watch nervously as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

(Don't know who wrote this one, but thanks to Scott Caul for forwarding.)