Bush's plan to get us out of Iraq

Bush can't speak English, but he can speak code. Yesterday he said in code that he does, in fact, have a plan to get us out of Iraq:

"I know there's a lot of speculation that these reports in Washington mean there's going to be some kind of graceful exit out of Iraq. This business about a graceful exit just simply has no realism to it whatsoever. We're going to stay in Iraq to get the job done as long as the government wants us there."

So his plan is: let the Iraqi government boot us out.

Which is virtually a done deal, in light of the 655,000+ Iraqi deaths we're responsible for.

And short of declaring victory (mission accomplished?), getting kicked out by the Iraqi government is the only way Bush can "honorably" withdraw from his dishonorable war.