Chip the Tragic Racist
(Sung to the tune of "Puff the Magic Dragon")
Chip the tragic racist
mailed a CD
to everyone on his Christmas list
including the RNC
Little Chippy Saltsman
loved to be a cock
and so one song on his CD
made fun of black Barack
Some said they were "disgusted"
and others said "Big deal!
Barack the Magic Negro is
free speech, so let's get real." Oh!
Chip the tragic racist
mailed a CD
to everyone on his Christmas list
including the RNC
Racists are forever
no matter how we hope
just when we think change is finally here
along comes another dope
But one day it might happen
ignorance will come no more
and people like Chip Saltsman
will stop being such a boor...Oh!
(Repeat chorus ad nauseam)
Chip the tragic racist
mailed a CD
to everyone on his Christmas list
including the RNC
Little Chippy Saltsman
loved to be a cock
and so one song on his CD
made fun of black Barack
Some said they were "disgusted"
and others said "Big deal!
Barack the Magic Negro is
free speech, so let's get real." Oh!
Chip the tragic racist
mailed a CD
to everyone on his Christmas list
including the RNC
Racists are forever
no matter how we hope
just when we think change is finally here
along comes another dope
But one day it might happen
ignorance will come no more
and people like Chip Saltsman
will stop being such a boor...Oh!
(Repeat chorus ad nauseam)
posted by Editor at Large at 4:29 PM
2 Comments:
I'm waiting for you to post the YouTube version of this ditty. :-)
Taoist: Take my word for it, Puff would roll over in his grave if he heard me singing. But then, he's probably rolling over in his grave already...
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