Karl Rove will personally deliver your farewell message to President Bush!
Now's your chance to say everything you've been wanting to say to President Bush for the past eight years...and Karl Rove (aka Turd Blossom, aka Bush's Brain) will personally deliver your note to the prez on January 20.
In Rove's own words (on his Twitter site):
Send a farewell letter to President Bush—Email email@example.com [no attachments] and I’ll give him your note on January 20.
The deadline for messages to President Bush is 6 p.m. Eastern time, January 19.
Naturally, Rove will deliver only what he considers to be positive messages to his old pal and fantasy boy toy, so if you have something negative to say, get creative and try to couch it in positive terms, e.g.:
Dear President Bush,
I don't care what most of the country and most of the world and probably most of the universe says, you were a fabulous president. I mean, you kept us safe ever since September 11. Who cares if you didn't keep us safe ON September 11--we've been safe ever since! OK, so the soldiers you sent to Iraq and Afghanistan weren't safe, but they kept us safe by keeping the fight "over there"!
And so what if we've been in a recession for the past year or so? For the previous 7 years, we were only in a steady downward spiral, careening inexorably toward a recession. You held it at bay for as long as you possibly could--considering everything you did that precipitated it!
But the main reason I think you were the best president, Mr. Bush, is that you kept Social Security from becoming privatized. Man oh man, can you even wrap your mind around what might have happened if our Social Security were funded by the stock market? Thanks to your efforts, Mr. Bush, we REALLY dodged a bullet there (unlike the poor guy Cheney shot in the face)!
Speaking of dodging bullets, I hope you have the best retirement ever, with as few "untoward incidents" as possible. With all the Bush-bashing kooks out there, you never know what might happen to our beloved ex-president. Stay low, and stay out of sight!
Well, what are you waiting for...write that letter and send it to Karl!