Clouds send Bush to bunker

Yesterday a mysterious flying object showed up on U.S. security radar in Washington, D.C., sending Bush to an underground bunker in case it was an attack. The mysterious object turned out to be...

Clouds.

"It does happen," said Gary Bracken, spokesperson for Customs and Border Protection. "We have to deal with weather anomalies showing up on the radar screen." Clouds are a weather anomaly?

The Secret Service said it took Bush down to the bunker because "there was a potential violation of the restricted airspace." You'd think clouds would know better than to violate restricted airspace.

We're in more trouble than we thought if the people who are supposedly protecting us can't tell the difference between clouds and enemy aircraft.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/04/27/AR2005042701937.html