<!-- Begin meta tags generated by ORblogs --> </meta name="keywords" content="progressive, liberal, politics, government, edit, language, grammar, accuracy, honesty, clarity, world, news, media" /> </> <!-- End meta tags generated by ORblogs -->> Editor at Large: Gibberish

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Gibberish

Have you ever received an e-mail filled with gibberish masquerading as actual text? Do you know the purpose of these e-mails? Are they trying to slip past the spam filters by generating faux prose cryptically coded with what they're really selling? If so, it's anyone's guess what the sender of the following e-mail was trying to sell us:

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1 Comments:

Blogger ws said...

It could be a prelude to invasion. The spammer could try identifying valid addresses by recording which ones don't bounce back with error messages.

Better yet, the spammer could record which people are foolish enough to reply, asking "Why did you send me this?" That second group of people -- who read and reply to unsolicited e-mail -- is pure gold to a spammer.

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