Poor, poor Bill O'Reilly

Bill O'Reilly says he's sick and tired of being hated. Mainly because it costs him so much money ("I spend an enormous amount of money protecting myself from evil"), but also because of the death threats. Yes, there are actually people out there who hate O'Reilly enough to want to kill him. Unbelievable.

He's also sick of being recognized everywhere he goes ("I can't take my family and stay in a hotel"), and of paparazzi who snag a picture one minute and post it on the Web the next. "Who wants to live like that?" he asks.

Despite his fear of being loathed and his loathing of being feared, O'Reilly is appearing on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" tonight. We hope Stewart tells him to shut up.

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/nyc-etlede4473201oct18,0,2306533.story