Guess who the U.S. Air Force says is a terrorist?

George W. Bush is, according to the U.S. Air Force's online guide to spotting terrorists. Bush has been seen doing everything the Air Force says you're supposed to watch out for:

• Using binoculars or other vision-enhancing devices
• Moving around from place to place without any apparent purpose
• Seeming out of place, as if waiting for something to happen
• Wearing a military uniform - and not looking quite right in it
• Not seeming to belong in the workplace, neighborhood, business establishment, or anywhere else

If you spot George W. Bush or anyone else engaging in these activities, please report them immediately to your local Air Force office.

To see the complete guide to spotting terrorists, visit http://public.afosi.amc.af.mil/eagle/suspicious_behavior.asp

(Thanks to Bob Harris, www.bobharris.com.)