Bestiality with Mitt Romney's wife

Conservative journalist Ronald Kessler (Newsmax) thinks Ann Romney is the perfect horse, and he'd very much like to ride her:

"Ann is warm and very natural. She has the look of an outdoors woman bred to be an equestrian, which she is -- good carriage, rosy complexion, square jaw, and blond mane. When she is not flashing her truly unbelievable smile, she may lower her eyes demurely. ... She lowers her eyes, thinking, and then looks up directly at her interviewer and dazzles him with that smile."

Too bad polygamy has fallen out of favor...right, Mr. Kessler?

http://newsmax.com/archives/articles/2007/5/22/90847.shtml