No concupiscent teenager left behind

Colorado just turned down $500,000 in federal funds for abstinence-only education. Fools...that money could have bought 50,000 of these...

Slender Massager

Great Value!

* Single speed
* Strong motor for excellent sensation
* Convenient 7" size for easy storage

Measures: 7" x 1 1/8." Requires 2 "C" batteries, not included.