Bush goes under, Cheney becomes president

OK, by "under" we mean "under anaesthesia." And by "president," we mean "for a couple of hours."

The unthinkable event is supposed to happen tomorrow, when Bush is scheduled to have a colonoscopy.

Speaking of unthinkable.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/07/20/bush.colonoscopy/index.html